Land of Fans and Music [UNOFFICIAL ALBUM]

by The Homestuck Fan Musicians

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released 30 July 2011

Various fan musicians (see individual songs for who did what)

Album cover and page header by melodiousDiscord

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Track Name: SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
It's...

(Chorus)
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
The quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality
Exemplary of exquisite, delectable depravity
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality!

um diddle diddle diddle um diddle eye
um diddle diddle RIBBIT um diddle eye

Oh ever since I was a grub how I loved being STRONG
I was happy to build robots and punch them all day long
But then I met this peasant girl, the lowest of the low
Her filthy blood
Repulses me
Which makes me glad I know...

(Chorus)

Her ghostly form's now glowing chrome
And each star in the sky
Could very well have found a home
In her shining red eye.

I tore my heart out from my chest
And crushed it 'neath my hand
I'd crush his spine, I'd break his neck
I do so love that man!

(Chorus)

So when you wish to figure out
Exactly what to screw
Just let this word into your head
And you'll know what to do
But better use it carefully
Or it might change your life-

One day I did it to this frog and now that frog's me wife!

SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality!
Track Name: Jack and Black Queen
I watch you through my window
As you sit there on your throne,
That arrogant expression on your face.
And I think, if I could have you
For one second, here, alone,
I'd find a way to put you in your place.

'Cause you've been messin' around with my mind
But now it's my turn, yeah, now it's my time
I'm tired of waiting for my chance
I'm taking what is mine!

(Chorus)
I wanna hear you scream
I wanna see you bleed
I wanna wrap my hands around that pretty neck and squeeze
If I could make you cry
I swear that I could fly
If it's not clear I wish that you would
Close the door and stay with me tonight

There was always such a pleasure
In the power of command,
And your impotent resentment fueled the flame.
And now that you can't touch me
For the world is in my hand,
I wonder how you'll find our little game.

I know you think that you've already won,
But soon you will find the war's just begun
When you're begging mercy at my feet
It's then you'll know I'm done

(Chorus)
I wanna hear you scream
I wanna see you bleed
I wanna shove you down and see you crawlin' on your knees
And if I could make you cry
I swear that I could fly
If it's not clear I wish that you would
Close the door and stay with me tonight

[guitar solo]

I watch you through my window
(There was always such a pleasure)
As you sit there on your throne
(In the power of command)
That arrogant expression on your face
(And your impotent resentment fueled the flame)
And I think if I could have you
(And now that you can't touch me)
For one second here alone
(For the world is in my hand)
I'd find a way to put you in your place
(I wonder how you'd find our little game)

There's a deep, undeniable thrill
'Cause when we collide, yeah, blood's gonna spill
The time has passed for holding back
I'm going for the kill

(Chorus)
I wanna hear you scream
I wanna see you bleed
I wanna shove you down and see you crawlin' on your knees
And if I could make you cry
I swear that I could fly
If it's not clear I wish that you would
Close the door and stay with me tonight

(Chorus)
I wanna hear you scream
I wanna see you bleed
I wanna shove you down and see you crawlin' on your knees
And if I could make you cry
I swear that I could fly
If it's not clear I wish that you would
Close the door
Close the door
(Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah)
Close the door and stay

Stay with me tonight!
Track Name: SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW
IT'S THE SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW

WOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooH

OKAY SO THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS
THEY'RE TOTALLY THE BEST OF FRIENDS
AND THEY'RE TWO PIECES OF ??? ALL THE TIME
WELL THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT WORKS
????
??? YOU GET SOME POW??? THIRST
GET SOME ????
GOT SOME SICK THIRST HE GOT SOME TH??K THIRST

CAUSE THAT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE WORKS
EVERY DAY, MAN
TONS OF ?????

CAUSE IT'S THE SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW
SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW
SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW
(I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS MAN)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaghkaaghkghk

and just remember kids that we love christmas
yes we do
christmas is good for me
and christmas is good for y~o~u~