The quintessential cornerstone of carnal cordiality
Exemplary of exquisite, delectable depravity
um diddle diddle diddle um diddle eye
um diddle diddle RIBBIT um diddle eye
Oh ever since I was a grub how I loved being STRONG
I was happy to build robots and punch them all day long
But then I met this peasant girl, the lowest of the low
Her filthy blood
Which makes me glad I know...
Her ghostly form's now glowing chrome
And each star in the sky
Could very well have found a home
In her shining red eye.
I tore my heart out from my chest
And crushed it 'neath my hand
I'd crush his spine, I'd break his neck
I do so love that man!
So when you wish to figure out
Exactly what to screw
Just let this word into your head
And you'll know what to do
But better use it carefully
Or it might change your life-
One day I did it to this frog and now that frog's me wife!